Sunday, January 01, 2006


I got Ophidioaerophobia, man! Don't you put me on dat mutherfuckin plane...or I'll bust a cap in yo ass.

I Hate Mutherfuckin Snakes, Jock!

Indy: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Aw, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
Indy: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
Jock: Come on, show a little backbone, will ya?

So That's How the Mutherfuckin Snakes Got on the Plane!

It was dude...

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Quakes in Maine

It's true! This is a matter of national concern. Call Brownie! We must prepare – for the end is nigh, in Maine, that is...

Flakes on My Brain

Personally, I prefer Cheerios®.

Cakes on a Train

It strikes me as something less than ironic that the value of my comments are proportionate to the lack of imagination I have acquired over time.

WWJD? Most certainly eat cakes on a train...

Friday, December 30, 2005

Snakes on a Geometric Plane

Recent surveys indicate that the mathematicians worldwide are anxiously awaiting the upcoming epic thriller, "Snakes on a Plane."